The title of this post was taken from the song You Found Me by The Fray.
Things I've said to my kids this week.
"Get the magnet out of your nose!"
"Get your finger out of your nose!"
"We don't eat boogers!"
"Why do you smell like spoiled milk?"
"I'm your mother not your maid!"
"No that grade is not okay. No, I don't care what your excuse is."
"Stop wiping your snot on my shirt!"
"Put the chormebook away!"
"You can't leave that blank. Colleges ask these questions for a reason, and no I'm not doing it for you."
"When you get a job and make your own money you can buy those things."
"I don't ever let you do anything or have any fun? I don't provide for you? Fine, if you don't need me and all the things you have you can go sleep naked in the road."
"We don't kick our friends."
"Stop licking your shoe."
"Don't use your shirt as a tissue."
"If you don't put down that phone it will be mine!"
"I don't have the money for that."
"For the love! If one more child touches me, pulls on me, or attempts to wipe something on me I will lose it!"
"We are not stopping for donuts you are pre-diabetic!"
"We did not just have this for dinner I haven't made it in a month."
"I can go to the bathroom by myself."
"You do like this you eat it all the time!"
"Use your napkin not your shirt!"
"Don't drink your bath water!"
"Don't stick your fingers in the dog's ears!"
"Stop telling me you've pooped when you haven't!"
"Stop dancing around and just go to the bathroom."
"Get your hands out of your pants."
"No, I don't know where you left your fundraiser."
"I'll pay you $20 not to participate in the fundraiser."
"No, you can't play with your magnets because you were spitting out your milk at lunch."
"For the love! Get your hands out of your pants!"
"Do you want me to talk to your coach? I cry when I get anxious too."
"Come tell me about that A you got on your math test."
"You were working hard at soccer tonight. I'm proud of you."
"Let's read one story together and then make one up ourselves."
"I do think your dad sees all the things you are doing."
"Sometimes when I'm overwhelmed it helps me to make a list. Do you want me to help you make a list?"
"Sweetie, what hurts? Your fever is 102."
"Come snuggle me."
"Do you know how much I love you?"
"You may be almost 18 but you will always be my baby."
"You know you love my jokes."
"I didn't wake you because I knew how tired you were."
"I made your favorite dinner because I knew you had a rough day."
"Let's pretend the floor is lava!"
"I believe in you and everything you want to do with your life."
"Never sell yourself short. I raised you better than that."
"Tomorrow is a new day."
"Good luck! I know how hard you've worked on learning your routine."
"Okay, tell me about your game. I just don't understand it."
"Call me if you need me...or just call me if you want to talk."
"Always remember who you are."